Here's what I've read in my school magazine;
CHINESE NAMES
Caller : Hello, can i speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, i want to speak to Annie Wan !
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (someone) and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone but what is this urgent matter about?
Caller : Just tell Annie Wan that Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident and Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital!!! Right now Avery Wan (everyone) is on the way to the hospital .
Operator : Look, what's the point of telling anyone that no one was involved in an accident and no one is being sent to the hospital. You might find this hilarious but i don't think its urgent and i don't have time for this.
Caller : You are so rude! What is your name?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
Written by Noor Bahirah Bt Zulkifli,
5 Karisma 2009 in SMKJE ( with some edition of myself)